hEy! ElEvAtOr rIdEr mAn!

hey elevator rider man! why you ride elevator, eh? this elevator only go up one floor man! you not can walk one floor dude? you got two legs and a arms! why you not take stairs? you worry you make muscle? Yah! that is it! you worry you make muscle! elevator rider man, you need muscle! get off elevator, elevator rider man! my friend need elevator! my friend is on wheelchair! he not take stairs! elevator for him, not you elevator rider man! oh come on man! you crowd us in elevator now! my friend move wheelchair back handle slam on my balls dude! now i have the cramping! i can not even eat my lunch man! I in food court with no lunch just friend on wheelchair and the cramping! Cramping not good! you take stairs elevator rider man! make muscle! not crowd us no more! I eat lunch in food court! Not have cramping! Gahhhh! elevator rider man! you get out!