hEy! sAfEwAy! AgAIn!

You again eh? Hey! Safeway! Why you want to charge nine dollar twenty 9 cent for gluten free pancake mix eh? that too much man! you have club price eight dollar 40 nine cent? i don't like your club then no way! that still too much dude! whole food have same pancake mix three dollar ninety nine cents! you got be kidding me safeway! i don't join club i use fake number and your checker think my name is wendy! and why you no carry ice blocks too? you don't like me make punch? and you play song dreamer by supertramp? no way! that not cool! i have supertramp in my head all day now! what you doing to me safeway? and in line you make me look at people magazine for bret michaels say he lucky to be alive? c'mon man! i don't even know who bret michael is! i don't want to know no how! he wear eye shadow and bandana man! bret michael, you no axel rose man! Gahhh Safeway! enough for you dude!