hEy! Safeway!

Why you hide the honey, eh? I walk all over your big dumb store to look for honey and cant find it! I look with sugar and no honey there! I look at syrup and no honey there! Honey was all the way on other side of your big dumb store with peanut butter jelly! I don't want honey on my peanut butter jelly you big dumb store! Sugar syrup honey all are sticky stuff! You make aisle for sticky stuff and put all sticky stuff together Safeway! That way I find sticky stuff! You split up sticky stuff so I walk all over your big dumb store, don't you? I go in to buy lemon and a honey and I end up buy that plus copy of Cosmo Twix bar and beef brisket family pack! That no good man! I don't need that stuff! You not being nice to me right now Safeway! Yah! You cut it out!